I couldn't resist putting this up. It's simply brilliant. The sad thing is the all the bloody Guardian readers still won't get it.
The Tax system, explained in beer.
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for a beer and the bill for all
ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go
something like this
......
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay £1.
The sixth would pay £3.
The seventh would pay £7.
The eighth would pay £12.
The ninth would pay £18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.
So, that's what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve
"Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the
cost of your daily beer by £20." Drinks for the ten of you now cost just £80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So
the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what
about the other six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the £20
windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?
They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33. But if they subtracted that from
everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being
paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to
reduce each man's bill by roughly the same percentage amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay. And so
…………
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings)
The sixth now paid £2 instead of £3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay £5 instead of £7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid £9 instead of £12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid £14 instead of £18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid £49 instead of £59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four
continued to drink for free.
But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their
savings.
"I only got a pound out of the £20,"declared the sixth man.
He pointed to the tenth man," but he got £10!"
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I
only saved a pound too. It's unfair that he got ten
times more than I!"
"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he
get £10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything
at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the
nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill,
they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money
between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how
our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most
benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being
wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
